Crazy Biblical Quotes

God spends a day making light before making trillions of stars. You didnt learn about these verses in Sunday school.

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Top 10 Weird or Bizarre Biblical Quotes from various passages- strange verses in the Bible.

Crazy biblical quotes. She seems to have really keen observation skills. 34 Bible Verses about Crazy 1 Thessalonians 44 ESV 13 helpful votes Helpful Not Helpful That each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

I need a little set of cards to carry on a key chain with crazy fucked up Bible verses on them to hand out to people. Here are 11 of the most weird funny and unbelievable bible verses. Although the Bible can be inspiring and informative there are some unusual verses can be sexually explicit and sometimes even contradict the Ten Commandments.

If we are sane it is for you. 18 Insane Bible Verses That Are Totally Fcked Up. The Bible is chock-a-block with dos and donts.

He made the stars also and almost as an afterthought he makes the trillions of stars. And as Paul kept on talking he was overcome by sleep and fell down from the third floor and was picked up dead Acts 209-10. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is.

After discovering a few myself I researched more into the matter and discovered some truly bizarre quotes from various passages. Such a vivid description. 1 Deuteronomy 231 ESV.

The Son of Man came eating and drinking and they say Here is a glutton and a drunkard a friend of tax collectors and sinners. The Lord spoke to Moses saying. Im almost inclined to agree with the first one.

Quotes quote quotation mark. Phinehas son of Eleazar son of Aaron the priest has turned back my wrath from the Israelites by manifesting such zeal among them on my behalf that in my jealousy I did not consume the Israelites. Women are crazy men are stupid.

The 13 funniest Bible verses 1 1 Samuel 287 Then Saul told his officers Find me a woman who can talk to the spirits of the dead. Level 1 8y. Somes Great Lines from the Bible.

A feast is made for laughter wine makes life merry and money is the answer for everything 2 Kings 223-24 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. These verses they make me wanna curl up in a ball and cry theyre so bizarre. A punctuation mark used to attribute the enclosed text to someone else quote repeat a passage from.

I ranked them based on what I thought were the most unusual. George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops. God creates light before the sun and stars.

Therefore say I hereby grant him my covenant of peace. That sort of thing should be punished but chopping of a hand seems a bit harsh. Ill go to her and find out whats going to happen.

No doubt about it. God gets tired and rested. As he was walking along the road some boys came out of the town and jeered at him.

Some of them are simply statements of universal ethical. He quoted the Bible to her Mention or refer to someone or something to provide evidence or authority for a statement argument or opinion Repeat a passage from a work or author or statement. BEST FUNNY BIBLE VERSES And there was a young man named Eutychus sitting on the window sill sinking into a deep sleep.

Not only that we recently found that the bible have really bizarre passages that are totally not expected from a holy book. Here are some lines from the Old and New Testaments that well see for yourself. Heres all you have to know about men and women.

If a man takes a wife and after sleeping with her dislikes her and slanders her and gives her a bad name saying I married this woman but when I approached her I did not find proof of her virginity then the young womans father and mother shall bring to the town elders at the gate proof that she was a virgin. The Bible is crazy weird sometimes. Jessica Todd Swift Executive Education October 13 2011 October 20 2018.

So if we were crazy it was for God. They are raw straightforward and definitely cringe-worthy. _____ 1 Psalm 1379 Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones Whoa.

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